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Se existem maus títulos de filmes, penso que a maior parte deles está presente no cinema pornográfico. As más traduções de filmes estrangeiros, as adaptações de nomes de filmes do cinema comum ou simplesmente expressões estúpidas, levam-nos a questionar se os criadores destes títulos têm como objectivo dar um título que pela sua exagerada estupidez atraia atenções ou então, simplesmente inventar um título incrivelmente estúpido...
Pois bem, depois de várias pesquisas e de ganhar uma tendinite no dedo indicador de tanto clicar em links e listas de DVDs, decidi elaborar uma lista d'Os 30 Piores Títulos de Filmes Pornográficos (somente títulos em português), 30 para não ser uma lista muito curta nem muito extensa. Foi um trabalho duro mas bem sucedido, na minha opinião. E no fim, até deu para soltar umas belas gargalhadas...
"A minha amante é ninfomaníaca anal"
Não parece o típico título das cartinhas que escrevem para a revista Maria?
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"15 Homens e 1 Boca"
Um grande desafio para verdadeiros matemáticos...
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"Ano Novo, Vacas Novas"O ideal de cada um quando começa um novo ano...
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"Asfixia e Estrangulamento Vol.1"
E haverá situação mais excitante e estimulante do que ser asfixiado e estrangulado?
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"Arrebentada por todos os lados"
Porque não foi só por um, nem por dois... Foram por todos os lados, coitadinha!
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"Com ele todo lá dentro"
Será este mais um classico do Sr. Arquitecto?
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Uma pergunta como outra qualquer...
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"Carne fresca, jovem e muito saborosa"
E também temos Costeletas do Pé de Vitela, Salsisha Toscana, Peito de Frango e Espetadas de Perú...
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"Chupa, chupa que ele cresce"
Nem que cresça todo chupadinho...
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"Comer bem, não importa quem"
A dieta mais saudável...
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"Comichões de Alpinista"
As comichões são tramadas, principalmente a alta altitude...
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"Confissões entre coxas"
Tenho que me confessar mais vezes...
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"Enterra a tua biela no meu cilindro"
Enterro o quê.... onde?
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"Ganhei na Loteria e fui Transar em Bora-Bora"Há dias de sorte...
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Nada que uma pomadinha não resolva não é?
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"O Violador Português Volta A Atacar"_
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"Ok, Somos Vacas"
"Rocco goza até morrer"
"Toca-me bem fundo"
"Aventuras Sexuais de um Cavalo Lusitano"
Não me lembro de ter visto este episódio no National Geografic...
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"Eduardo Mãos de Pénis"
Sem comentários...
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"Em busca das Virgens Perdidas"
A avaliar pela imagem da capa, parece que o que encontraram foram as "Meretrizes Perdidas"...
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"Incesto Sentido"
I see... Naked people!
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"Jane Bomb - Licença para Penetrar"
Jane Bomb... Tá bem!
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"MIB - Membros In Bundas"
Será que o Will Smith também entra neste?
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"Rabinho dos Bosques"
Porque todos conhecem a história do Rabinho, aquele que levava dos ricos e dava nos pobres!
47 comentários:
"enterra a tua biela no meu cilindro"??? lol esse ta demais...
o "rasguem me a bilha, por favor" tb ta interessante...lol enfim, as coisas k eles inventam... :p
beijooo*
Só badalhocas! lool.... é com cada titulo!
Parabéns pelo trabalho... científico :-)
Para o pódio vai para:
1º "Aventuras Sexuais de um Cavalo Lusitano"
2º "O Violador Português Volta A Atacar" (a capa foi crucial para este filme ter chegado ao 2º lugar... tá lá! lol)
3º "A Virgem e o Cão"
Prémio de mérito vai para:
"Quase Virgens"
Pessoalmente gosto da trilogia "Chupa-me os pistons", "Muda-me o oleo" e "Atesta-me o deposito"
O "Manobras à rectaguarda" também nao é mau
AAHAHHAHAH :D :D :D
brutal!
Incesto Sentido??! mas quem sao os gajos que se vao lembrar de nomes destes a olhar para gajas nuas...?
lol
com certeza gente muito estranha!! ;)
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opah so agora e que estou a ver isto... "licença para penetrar"!!!
ahahahah :D
"o querido... mete ai a pistola e manda uns tiros...!"
mas isto são filmes pornograficos ou comedias?! valha me a virgem perdida que ainda faço xixi nas cuecas de tanto rir HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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